EAST

 In November 1974, after a year of not-so-subtle hinting by us, Franco Rossellini had finally suite at the Cartyle Hotel. The year before, she had electricfied the art world by asking for prices at were actually not for sale but that there was a Bacon show on the Marlborough Gallery, Imelda canvasses at $200, 000 each. She was really bringing home the Bacon – and also, that same trip,

Andy was always in a rush to pin down a potential portrait, but he was particularly anxious about of the world. And, unlike President Ford, or any other leader of a democratic nation, Imelda office, governor’s mansion, and ambassador’s residence, fulfilling one of Andy’s fondest

And once the Marcoses set the trend for official portraits by Andy Warhol – so flattering, so easilyThailand, all follow?

Limousine-liberal clients, was their tendency to attract assassins. Mrs. Marcos, for examples, had Polaroids, when the bullets sprayed. But then, what if the Marcoses were killed or toppled before commissioning portraits by the dozens, or hundreds, or thousands? There was a Communist pop the question right away, and just hope that there weren’t any crazed revolutionaries with before, “ Never get in an elevator with Imelda. And if you have to, always let her go out first.”

On file, Bob. And when the revolution comes, the Communists will find our pictures. This is your

She turned to Andy and explained, “It’s the Filipino TV. They are making a documentary of my trip ordinary, as if she were a housewife dashing to a corner bodega calledMexico. “What can I do?” everywhere I go with their cameras and their lights, because the Filipino people can’t get enough

“But you won’t write in it that I am extravagant, “ said Imelda, “will you? I don’t know why the covered her diamond pin, all twenty karats of it, with the copy of Interview.

Jewelry. After a long dead pause, he added, “ Gee, isn’t Franco Rossellini great?”

Long speech about art, full of platitudes and clichés (but no suggestion that she was aware that trying to do in her travels, to bring nations together and join the East and the West. Every time she West, East, West, and we turned ours with hers, until we were dizzy, and stifling yawns. The because it was neither one nor the other, but both. She often used “I” when she meant the Tse-tung on her recent trip toChina, and Mrs. Mao, she said, agreed.

“I don’t think Communist guerrillas will attack the Communist Chinese mission,” I reasoned, tom rainbow.

“This is too scary,” murmured Andy as our passports were inspected first by the U.S. Secret.

Once inside, we found ourselves in a large room, decorated in a motel- modern style, with a large from the servants?” Andy wondered. “ Here comes a servant,” I said, as a Chinese man Cola?” he asked. “This is too nutty,”said Andy. “Here comes a diplomat,”I said, as another more opulent motel-modern style. There, between a Chinese man woman in identical gray ambassador and his wife,” Andy murdered. “Their suits are better cut.”

Imelda responded with another invitation: to the opening of the Filipino Cultural Center, at 556 demonstrators screaming, “IMELDA GO HOME!” while police on horseback pushed them back, so way through the crowd of protestors, onlookers, paparazzi, and police, Andy illogically trying to was a line to get through the security check and a big woman in a big red velvet gown, bellowing, between him and her, just in case the Symbionese Liberation Army should arrive.

Dancing with flames – we could hear the chanting mob on the street: “IMELDA GO HOME! IMELDA and said, “ This is really glamorous. And really, really scary.” The single “really” meant not really,

Mrs. Marcos was on the phone with Cristina Ford when we arrived in her heavily guarded suite at Diane von Furstenberg, as requested, but Imelda kept talking on the phone, while they stood up, Imelda greeted us and then turned to Franco Rosselline and said, “You know, Franco, it has did they say the Katmandu Airport wasn’t big enough for my DC-10 and make me switch to my arriving in a DC-10!” Lee Radziwill raised an eyebrow and muttered to Andy in a stage whisper, country,” whispered Andy back.

WEST

Arranged for Andy to get together with the wife of the President of the Philippines, over tea in her the Francis Bacon retrospective at the MetropolitanMuseum. When told that the Met paintings had immediately motorcaded down to 57th Street, and the buzz was, snapped up twenty large according to a Bulgari associate, a million-dollar diamond.

This one. It could be the big break in his campaign to become the official portraitist to the leaders Marcos really could order up scores of her silk-screened likeness, for every cabinet member’s fantasies: the single commission that miraculously multiples ad infinitum.

Reproduced – wouldn’t the Pahlavis and the Saudis, Hassan and Hussein, the King and Queen of

The one thing that worried Andy about hanging out with this group, aside from losing his already been stabbed by one of her Filipino subjects. Andy didn’t want to be there, popping getting Andy started on this imagined merry-go-round of monarchs and potentates insurgency in thePhilippinesand martial law had been declared in 1972. So we had to hurry and machine guns lurking in the lobby of the Carlyle. As Jerry Zipkin had advised Andy a few nights.

When the camera crew started taking Polaroids of us, Andy really got worried: “ They’re putting us fault, Bob.”

ToAmericaandMexico, where I have to go to buy some oil. “ She made it sound like cooking oil, she went on in a voice that was simultaneously every feminine and very strong. “ They follow me of me. They want to know everything I do, everyone I see… I am their star. Their star and slave.”

American press always writes that I’m extravagant. Do I look extravagant? “She had conveniently

“Oh, no, “ said Andy, stuck now that he couldn’t talk about the one thing they had in common:

Imelda agreed that he was, but she wasn’t in the mood for gossip. Instead, she launched into a Andy painted portraits), finally concluding that artists brought people together, just as she was said East she turned her head one way and every time she said West she turned the other, East, Philippines, she said, was ideally positioned to play the go-between for the East and the West, Philippines and “the Philippines” when she meant I. This, she said, is what she had told Mrs. Mao

“Should we just go home? Wondered Andy. “ And tell Imelda we got the address wrong?”

Between a twinge of fear and that 10 percent commission check I saw somewhere over the Imelda

“Politics is so confusing,” said Andy, sighing.” And work is so hard, isn’t it, Bob?”

Service, then the Filipinos, and finally the Chinese.

Group o Chinese men, all dressed in identical gray Mao suits. “How do you tell the diplomats approached with a lacquered tray holding lacquered cups, which we assumed was tea. “ Coca-Chinese man approached with his hand out. He led us to a smaller room, decorated in s lightly Mao suits, sat Imelda, in the national dress of thePhilippines, looking worried. “It must be the

Andy wasn’t strong on geopolitics, but he understood the politics of gems.

Fifth Avenue. Andy and I were greeted by another security nightmare: a couple of hundred that the limousines could get through. We jumped out of the taxi a block away and weaved our hide behind a copy of Andy Warhol’s Interview. “Don’t lose me, Bob, “he whimpered. Inside, there “I am Mrs. William Randolph Hearst, Jr.!” Patty’s mother,” said Andy, putting a few more feet

As the show began- lots of butterfly sleeves, see-through shirts, and Filipino men in sarongs GO HOME!” Andy clutched his Brownie’s bag, full of still-unwrapped, still-unused Polaroid film, and the double “really” meant really.

The Plaza Hotel for drinks before dinner.We had bought the two princesses, Lee Radziwill and there, admiring her new Francis Bacon triptych with a very jealous Andy. When she finally hung been driving me crazy for days now: When we went to the coronation of the King of Nepani, why DC-8 inCalcutta? Because I am sure that when we landed inKatmandu, Prince Charles was “Oh, get off it. Who’s she trying to impress? My brother-in-law owns an airlines. “She owns a